Highly anticipated second book in this laugh-a-minute new series perfect for reluctant readers or those ready to move on from graphic novels.
Three reasons things are TOTALLY NOT GREAT, by Rufus Rumble
1. We've crashed on a planet that has NO waffles.
2. The aliens who live here want to lock us up.
3. My only chance of survival is to hike up a fang-shaped mountain that's rumoured to SWALLOW people
Chances I'll be eaten by a fang-shaped mountain? HIGH.
Chances I'll have some HAIR-RAISING adventures before I'm eaten by a fang-shaped mountain? ALSO HIGH.
Just don't let the government know I recorded all those HAIR-RAISING adventures in my journal ... Because they'll DEFINITELY ban it!
Ages 7+
Published June 24, 2025